Politically correct - stupid2

Ever want to call someone stupid, but want to do it in a way that is politically correct? Here are some great suggestions...(continued)

* An intellect rivaled only by garden tools

* As smart as bait

* Chimney's clogged

* Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash

* Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair

* Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor

* Forgot to pay his brain bill

* Her sewing machine's out of thread

* His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels

* His belt doesn't go through all the loops

* If he had another brain, it would be lonely

* Missing a few buttons on his remote control

* No grain in the silo

* Proof that evolution can go in reverse

* Receiver is off the hook

* Several nuts short of a full pouch

* Sky light leaks a little

* Slinky's kinked

* Surfing in Nebraska

* Too much yardage between the goal posts