Silly Question

A travelling salesman knocks on the door of a house. A kid, about 12 years old, answers the door. He's wearing a pink tutu, has a cigar in one hand, and a martini in the other.

The salesman is a little taken back, so he asks, 'Excuse me, son, are your parents home?'

The kid takes a big puff on the cigar and answers, 'What the f**k do you think?'