Who said that?

* Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.

* The 1000km journey always begins with a broken fanbelt and a leaky tyre.

* Its always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbour's newspaper thats the time to do it.

* It's a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a lot.

* Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.

* We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

* No one is listening until you make a mistake.

* Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

* Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

* It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

* It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.

* If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

* If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

* If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

* You can't strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.

* When someone says, 'Do you want my opinion?' it is always a negative one.

* When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle him or her gently. The word 'listen' contains the same letters as the word 'silent'.

* The trouble with work is - its so daily.

* The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.

* Scientists say one our of every four people is crazy. Check three friends - if they are OK, you're it.

* Pain and suffering is inevitable but misery is optional.